Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina Lohan has long been followed by her claim that people refer to her as "The White Oprah". An Oprah who does nothing for others, and the only free cars in her vicinity are purchased by her daughter and going to DIna. Dina's looked up from her cocaine pile and bad parentiing long enough to deny that she ever said that.

Fame-crazed Mama Lohan recently told Us Weekly, "I've read all these things, like, I said I'm the white Oprah. I've never said that in my entire life! It's completely ridiculous." Really? In an Aug. 10, 2006, interview with Star magazine, she told reporter David Caplan, "I love to talk. Lindsay [ Lohan]'s friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problems." Caplan, who's since left the weekly for VH1, tells us he quoted Dina accurately.

This chick is such a sketchball. Remember when she took a camera crew to L.A. to check up on Lindsay in rehab? What the f*ck do you need a camera crew for if your DAUGHTER IS IN REHAB AND YOU'RE VISITING HER? No wonder why Lindsay is so skanked out. You stage Mom from hell. Stop.

(P.S. We are aware of our horrible Photoshopping skills.)

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