Zach Braff recently denied reports that he’s a pig in a wig. Apparently those accusations of him being a total dog didn’t faze Drew Barrymore. Or she doesn’t read the rags. Probably since that awards show incident when she went bra-less and her udders were scraping the floor. That was a harsh visual for many people and it got written up and she was probably offended so she stopped reading tabloids. Anyway, Zach seems to have bagged Drew.

When Page Six first reported that Zach Braff was flirting with Drew Barrymore at the “SNL” after-party a few months ago, we didn’t think anything would come of it - after all, Barrymore was dating Spike Jonze and Braff was dating just about everyone. But they recently reconnected and spent the weekend in East Village bliss. On Saturday, the lovebirds held hands strolling down Lafayette Street and that night made out at Beauty Bar.

That’s a lovely story. If Zach didn’t remind me of that guy at every party who has a few drinks and gets totally socially clueless and starts commenting to women on their cup size as a smooth segue into a seduction scene, I might actually root for the love they’ve found. But he does, so I advise Drew to lose the douche.

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