The Los Angeles Times just found out they’ve got a lot of Hollywood starlets heading into rehab in their backyard and, quick, they need a newspeg to get to the game late! Byline Mary McNamara is on the case, with ousted (”voluntarily”) HBO chief Chris Albrecht – who is heading back into the ‘hab after realizing once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic – as her lede.

But we’ll forgive the LAT for ignoring their trend story of the year, because they brought us this liner from Richard Rogg, the top dog at famed Promises rehab clinic: “I was just saying it feels like the ’80s again … Everyone’s going into rehab.”

Also, leggings are back, so it really is the 80s!

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