The best way to obtain an elderly woman's top-secret financial information? Get her to smoke crack. Twice.

A woman forced an 83-year-old housemate to smoke crack cocaine so she could steal personal information to get a credit card and run up more than $3,000 in charges, authorities said.

Pasco County sheriff's investigators accused Theresa M. Stanley-Morgan, 41, of getting the older woman to smoke the drug at least twice to make it easier to exploit her financially.

When he heard about this incident, former President Bill Clinton responded, "Wait, so she was forced to smoke drugs by a dangerous, exploitative criminal? Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'she smoked, but she did not inhale?'"

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