First of all, I have not been keeping up with the show, so I don't know the over-arching context in which Screech (or Dustin Diamond...whatever) is getting read the riot act by "Celebrity Fit Club" judge, Sgt. Harvey Walden IV, nor do I know what happened right before this crazy interchange took place. However, my ignorance does little to damper the enjoyment I received at watching this furious man clearly physically capable of ripping off Screech's curly head with one arm tied behind his back, just barely being restrained from being able to do so. Even though I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that this whole thing was staged, there's something about the possibility of someone throwing a chair at another person's head that gets me every time.

Also, I'm pretty sure Screech's shirt consists of an amalgamation of a series of posters I remember seeing on various male dorm walls in college.

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