An awards show that couldn’t possibly have less to do with me or my demographic, the Spike TV “Guys Choice” honors took place this weekend. How do I know it’s probably not my cup of tea? Because it’s an awards show that handed out the “Hottest Jessica” award to Jessica Alba. Um, guys, don’t you know she HATES it when you point out how HOT she is. Seriously, it’s totally the bane of her existence. I bet she was too busy reading “War and Peace” to accept it in person, anyways. In any case, here’s Faith Hill Elisha Cuthbert sporting her new, MILTF look. She thinks she’s so cutting edge, but I have her beat, with my “sexy Grandma” look that I’m rocking these days. The awards will be broadcast on Spike TV Wednesday, June 13 (10:00 PM-Midnight, ET/PT), in case you’re interested in sifting through about a million beer and pizza commercials to find out who won.

And on a sidebar, since when are men allowed to vote? OMG, I’m totally kidding. (About the gay ones.)

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Many more photos (Tracy Morgan, Elisha Cuthbert, Kelly Carlson, Ace Young, Jamie Kennedy, Mandy Moore, Brittany Snow, Chris Cornell, Seth Rogan, Joanna Krupa, Mary Elizabeth Winstead) from the First Annual Spike TV’s ‘Guy Choice’ Awards after the jump.

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