(WENN)

Emmy night! OK, I don’t know a thing about the Emmys and I normally couldn’t care less about award shows. That is why I was shocked to be invited to give my non-insight into the fashions and faces of the Emmys Pre-Show. Anyone who is familiar with my recaps on Recapist for Law & Order: SVU and American Inventor is probably are wondering what the hell I am doing trying to cover fashion. I am known more for hate-filled rants and rape jokes. The idea that I would write about fashion is laughable to everyone that knows me because at work I wear a uniform and in my social life I have a wardrobe that ironically is probably very similar to the late Eazy-E.

More Emmy Fashion Ranting from Keegan Hornbeck after the jump…

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