I’d tool on this guy (appropriate choice of words) for this but I was really touched by how he performed at G.A.Y. in London and sang to a gay guy he brought up onstage like he would sing to any other lovestruck female fan. Shameless ploy for ink, but not a lot of other dude singers would go there even for publicity. Except Robbie Williams - if you were carrying. *sigh* Robbie Williams. Anyway, it was reported that Enrique isn’t swinging low but he doth protest.

The Latino hunk, 32, says he’s ‘huge’ down below and that his jokes about needing his tackle sorting out had been misinterpreted.

‘I meant I needed a penis reduction, not an enlargement!’ he insists. ‘The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.’

Enrique, who says he was nicknamed tripod at school because of his impressive manhood, will keep confusing the issue, though.

‘I said perhaps I could do my own condom range - but the condoms have to be small,’ he admits.

Ok, I’m officially confused. Did he just backpedal? What is going on? Just shut up and sing “Escape” to me ‘Rique. And leave that bitch tennis player at home.

(WENN)

Photos of Enrique Iglesias wearing the same sweatshirt with a different hat are after the jump.

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