Lifestyles Wants to Dress Enrique’s Tiny Weiner
(WENN)
Enrique Iglesias has said that he has trouble finding prophylactics that fit him because he’s smaller than most. He’s said in the past, “I can never find extra-small condoms.” As a result of his public lament, the people behind Lifestyles condoms are asking Enrique if he’d be interested in being a spokesman for their condom line, which includes the “Mega” and more appropriately for Enqrique probably, the “Snuggle Fit.” In response to the following statement from a rep from Lifestyles, Enrique had nothing to say.
“It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault and still keep [girlfriend] Anna Kournikova on his arm, other men are sure to … take pride in what they’re not packin’.”
Yeah, good job rep. Way to try and get Enrique on board with the most clumsy and public backhanded compliment I’ve heard in a long time.
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