Professional basketball star Tony Parker married “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria at a civil ceremony in Paris on Friday _ a prelude to their expected star-studded weekend wedding bash at a lavish and storied chateau.

Longoria, 32, showed up first in a white stretch limo, wearing a way-above-the-knee pink Chanel dress with striped black and white straps. She was accompanied by about eight guests in cream, pink and purple dresses. She turned, smiled and waved for the crowd of waiting photographers and reporters who were kept well back behind two rows of police barriers.

Oh she is eating that stuff up! Easy there, Gabrielle. That show has a short shelf life. It’s shocking that she didn’t get married in a bikini because all we’ve seen lately is her on all fours in various bathing suits on the decks of yachts. Her ass is in the air so much It’s been looking like Anal Neighbor Girls 34 lately.