Guess who’s joining the ranks of (brace yourself) Paris Hilton, Vanessa Hudgens, Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson (several), Tommy Lee, Fred Durst, and Screech from “Saved By The Bell”? Eva Longoria! Unless you’re trying to boost your career in a scheming manner - NEVER BANG ON FILM. Someone will see it. Just like never write anything down….oh shit, I’m screwed. I used to think Eva was chill, until that incredibly irritating wedding extravaganza where she had to involve the world in all her attention-whoring. Now I hope there’s dudes selling this mess out of the back of their cars in NYC.

A sex tape featuring Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker has reportedly surfaced on the internet.

The video, which allegedly contains intimate footage of the newlyweds, is already thought to be available on some pay-per-view websites.

Word is that Longoria and her basketball star husband might be planning on selling this tape after some legal issues are sorted out. So bitch leaked it herself. Jesus, how many people do you need to talk about you?

(Flynet)

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