I wonder if Kate Hudson and the Simpson girls know exactly what they are wearing when Jessica Paster dresses them. Perhaps a silk ensemble by Vera Wang or a lacy cocktail dress by Chanel soaked in dog urine. Page Six was informed by possible assistants for the stylist to the stars of the disgusting conditions she works and lives in. Paster held a marathon of interviews for the available position. As the gaggle of hopefuls entered her domain, one at a time, they were greeted with a disaster.

“It was a mess. There were disorganized racks of dresses and piles of clothing she had pulled from designers all over the floor. Her little dog peed everywhere - including on the clothes - throughout the day, and we had to follow it around and clean up after it. It smelled.”

The interviewees were then given “Lean Cuisine and Red Bull” for their troubles. Paster was reportedly fired as Ashlee Simpson’s stylist last year. Gee…I wonder why.

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