No, but she should be with all the publicity she’s been getting them after throwing hers at a neighbor. I think they should start making Blackberrys that include a little flip-out shank. “Oooh, don’t mess with that bitch, she’s got her Blackberry.” Just an idea.

I’m actually supposed to be telling you about how she’s yelling out to strangers that she’s engaged and pregnant but honestly I don’t care. From the New York Post:

Pushing a shopping cart at E. 61st’s Bed, Bath & Beyond, she said, “I’m getting married in September. I’m pregnant.” . . .

Are we even sure that was her? Pushing a shopping cart? That was probably just some homeless drag queen with too much glossy pink lipstick on.

Further down the page, that sassy little Cindy Adams shoots this zinger at the male species:

FLASH: Last week. Major scientific biologic breakthrough in Los Angeles. Cedars Sinai Hospital. A baby born with a penis and a brain.

Why if I ever see her on the street she better hope I forgot my Blackberry at home. BBBBYYYYAAATTTTCCHHH!!!

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