I don’t care if she’s deaf, she’s obviously an asshole. What is wrong with you if your first response to conflict is to attack someone? This isn’t prison! Foxy Brown reportedly beat the crap out of some chick with her Blackberry on July 30th. Damn. She needs a Rocawear straight jacket. Stat.

The 27-year-old, whose real name is Inga Marchand, turned herself in to NYPD yesterday afternoon to be booked on felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon. She was arraigned and released on $5,000 bail. Cops say the “Ill Na Na” rapper, who is currently on probation, smacked her 25-year-old neighbor on July 30 with her Blackberry during an argument. According to police, the victim nearly lost some teeth, and her lip and eye swelled up. Nasty! A police report was filed and Foxy agreed to turn herself in.

What a waste of electronics, too. She must have gotten her a good one in the chiclets. Maybe she should try and get herself a hit single before embarking on anymore mayhem so she can afford to pay all these legal fees. Granted, I have “Hot Spot” on my iTunes, but it’s been awhile since we had anything fresh from this mental patient.

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