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Friday Five: J. Harvey’s Top Five

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I present to you, J. Harvey, ladies and gentlemen. A man who I recently learned might possibly consider moving out here to the best west coast and who made the mistake of taunting me with the idea of us meeting up for coffee, while we talk smack about celebs and make plans to grab some In and Out Burger after our late-night red-carpet fiascos. Now that the seed has been planted in my brain, I’m going to fertilize it with wild fantasies of West Hollywood disco-dancing and video shenanigans. But I digress. What you’re here for is the Friday Five and I am going to hit you with it.

1. Cameron Diaz Makes Wife’s Magician Husband Disappear - Most clever title of the week. What can I say? I’m a sucker for magic jokes.

2. Random Laguna Beach Chick Pleads Guilty - Neither J. nor I have any idea who this whole gang of “Laguna Beach” people are and quite frankly, we don’t really care. Unless they’re allowing us to personally harass them with questions about their fake boobies and fake engagements. Even then, it’s a stretch. Also, I’m so with him on the “Sweet Sixteen” obsession.

3. Britney Utilizes SpellCheck, Edits - May I present to you the most awesome term coined by J. Harvey at the moment, Photoshop Louvre? I LURVE it. Please read this whole post. J.’s rant is awesome. I would go to church if he were the preacher and would spend his entire sermon extolling the evils of poorly maintained hair-weave and why omitting panties from one’s daily wardrobe is a sin. Amen.

4. Paris’s Beautiful Wish For All Of Us To Be Safe - Mostly I love this because of the description of Paris as a “Mother Theresa in crotchless panties.” Nice.

5. Diddy’s Baby Mama Has Had It Up To Here - Imagining what lengths to which Diddy might possibly go to get a hit record is both twisted and right up my alley. Nice work, J.

But don’t take my word for it…read them all!!!


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