JIMMY Kimmel was dynamite at the ABC upfronts. He shot torpedoes like: "Rosie is leaving 'The View' to make herself available for an NFL draft." And: "What's important is, Regis is alive and Paris is going to jail." And: "ABC is announcing a closing...

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