Damn her. I was totally thinking that the reason I was feeling bloated is because I’m about to start menstruating. And here this woman is, flaunting a taut belly after HAVING A BABY. As if my uterus weren’t already displaying inexplicable pangs of envy, now here I am, having to deal with my abdominal muscles. Oh, the pressures to be thin in the fast-paced word of gossip blogging! It’s driving me to distraction! And, were I a more committed individual with a shred of discipline, possibly an eating disorder! Again, my sloth has saved me from a horrible fate. Whew.

In any case, when the pop star mama isn’t at home doing crunches, she’s working on promoting her new fragrance, L.A.M.B., whose slogan states, “I want you all over me.” Stefani told Entertainment Tonight that she was excited about her latest foray into the world of retail.

“Every designer basically fantasizes about a fragrance being part of their collection,” Gwen tells us. “Basically, it’s another thing to put on in the morning.”

Basically, it’s another thing I won’t bother putting on unless I have to stumble out of my apartment and interact with other human beings. But still, yay Gwen!

(Flynet)

More photos of Gwen along with Kingston and Gavin after the jump.

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