Seriously. It’s annoying that in my 20s, I’m still unable to top any beauty lists, in which I’m facing competition from 40-something-year old women. Maybe if I got that face transplant I’ve been saving for. Why did I ever waste my money on something so foolish as a root canal? Stupid girl. In Touch Weekly, the harbinger of all things scientific and factual, published their “Fabulous at 40″ countdown and Halle Berry is the lucky lady who snagged the number one spot. According to the editors for the magazine, she was selected because the Oscar-winning actress has “evolved into this woman that feels very confident in who she is”.

Oh yes, and also because of her boobies.

(Flynet)

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