This woman has seen the seediest side of Hollywood, done time, AND had her ass beat by crazy Tom Sizemore and still lived to tell the tale. Richard Abowitz of the L.A. Times recently caught up with the former madam and quizzed her about her thoughts on Paris Hilton's pending jail time, as well as her current venture, a laundromat in Pahrump, Nevada. With probably the most interesting parts of Heidi's responses omitted due to the inclusion of a string of obscenities, she basically supports Paris in her existence as a celebutard and believes the heiress will do just fine in jail.

HF: Let me tell you, I think Paris is awesome. What I love is that if you take the really richest families in America, all those Fortune 500 parents who send their kids to Ivy League schools and give them the most opportunities to experience culture, their kids still all want to be Paris. I love that.

RA: Do you think her going to jail will change that?

HF: Of course not. She's spent nights in plenty of places that are worse than jail.

Heidi does have a point, which reminds me that the only people that I probably dislike more than those famous for simply being famous are those idiots who ASPIRE to be those people.

(Splash)

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