Nicknames can be fun. We nickname our cars, our significant others, our breasts…wait a sec… breasts?  According to Heidi Klum, two of her best assets have proper names.  And they are in honor of her homeland.

Heidi Klum’s breasts are nicknamed “Hans” and “Franz” in honor of her German heritage.  She said: “They’ve been an ongoing joke for, like, 12 years. It started because I was from Germany, and people always make fun of ze Germans, yah? So when I began modeling, I used to say, ‘These are German breasts, one is called Hans and one is called Franz.’ “

While her knockers are keeping up foreign relations, she is busy mothering three kids and taking care of her husband, singer Seal.  But she’s not doing any psycho dieting to try to compete with her stick thin modeling peers.

“The other girls are always much taller and skinnier, so it just isn’t my thing. I stick to what I’m good at and have never been prepared to starve myself to death and do crazy stuff just to be like a thin rail and fit into their clothes,” said Heidi.

Klum has two sons, Henry and Johan, with Seal, and a daughter, Leni, from a past relationship with Renault Formula One boss Flavio Briatore.

Enjoy the pictures of Heidi at a photocall for PRO7 TV show “Germany’s Next Top Model” on May 22.

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