Ugh, you know those two donkeys from “Laguna Beach” who keep diving in front of the photogs? Yeah, Heidi and Spencer. Well, Celebrity Babylon is reporting that their engagement is a sham and they’re just in it for the money. Shocker. I know I might have been been off-base about New York’s Mom being a fake. But I think everyone’s with me on this one!

Celebrity Babylon has learned EXCLUSIVELY that the engagement between Pratt, 23, and Montag, 20, is a FAKE, as fake as Montag’s new chest! “It’s an arrangement that suits both of them,” says an MTV insider, “they won’t be walking down the aisle, they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, and then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course.” When news of the fake engagement broke last month, MTV issued a coy, “We do not comment on the personal lives of our stars.” Stars? What stars? A couple of young reality show goofs? We have exclusive video of photographers talking about the “set up” photos they arranged with the “engaged” couple! In the old studio system of Hollywood, this sort of chicanery was common place, but in this day and age it is shocking — but not unexpected!

They’re also reporting they have video of these two sad bitches paying off photographers or something. Ugh. Is this like when they used to make Rock Hudson go out with ladies while he was actually at home hiding the sausage in his bottom?

(Flynet)

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