It seems like any lawyer at least remotely involved in the Anna Nicole Smith case has more “Ally McBeal” concerns of who they should be dating, when they SHOULD be acting like some of the no-nonsense legal-eagles from “Law & Order.” An anonymous source recently tipped off OK! Magazine with a story about some “inappropriate” behavior that Larry Birkhead’s then-lawyer, Debra Opri, was making in regards to Howard K. Stern, King of All Inappropriate Lawyer Behavior, thankyouverymuch.

When Opri attended Smith’s funeral, reportedly against Birkhead’s wishes, “she was putting her hands all over Howard K. Stern to console him, which appeared inappropriate, especially when she was trash-talking him before and after,” according to an extensive story on the battle between Birkhead and his former lawyer in the new issue of OK!

And I say this all ALLEGEDLY happened, because the last thing I need is to have to hire a lawyer, whom I’ll have to allow to feel me up in order to get them to represent me in the slander suit Opri will most definitely file against me upon reading this glorious post.

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