That’s what we call him in our household. Here’s what those two crones on the bench behind him are saying:

Crone 1: Dayum, girl.
Crone 2: I know, right?
Crone 1: You think he’s gay?
Crone 2: Probably. Most of the straight ones don’t look like that.
Crone 1: Why those gays always dick-teasing us?

Here’s Hugh Jackman splashing about on the beach with his kid in Australia. Watch out for stingray spines, Jackmans. That’s nothing to toy with. Ask Bindi or whatever her name is.

But Hugh Jackman didn’t manage to go unnoticed for long as he read a book to son Oscar on the sand yesterday. The Hollywood star braved the chilly Bondi surf with his boy, making trips into the water with his son by his side.

Oscar, who is reported to have played a cameo in his father’s new film “Australia” then lay next to his dad as he read a novel. The seven-year-old had a body board with him for a typical day at the beach.

Jackman cut a fine figure as he strode out of the waves with his buffed chest, drawing the attention of women on the beach. Only the interest from the ladies, who called out to friends about his presence, set him apart from the rest of the dads.

Hugh is finishing up “Australia” with Nicole Kidman, and then will go on to film “Wolverine”! Yay! Get that wig out now! I’m sure it will be stupid as hell, but Wolverine’s kinda hotsy.

More photos of a shirtless Hugh Jackman at the beach with his kids after the jump.

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