1. Suddenly Buddhist - I could kiss J. for his reference to one of my all-time favorite female characters from my childhood library. Go Amelia Bedelia! You cook that soup in that can, girl!

2. A Socialite's Life Exclusive: J. Harvey Faces Off With Perez Hilton or Perez Hilton and Lady Sovereign Do Boston And J. Harvey Gets Real Drizzunk - Seriously. J. just made blogging history. And my day. I feel like I owe him a drank. And maybe a lap dance.

3. Courtney Love Is Innocent - I'm not even gonna lie. I totally had never heard of the word "compunction" until J. used it in this post. I think it's hot when he schools me.

4. Hova Sued By His Waitstaff - There are a number of reasons why this post is awesome. Here is one:

Hova doesn't have time for this. He has 99 problems and dealing with Beyonce's Moms is on the top of the list. You know she's the worst possible future mother-in-law ever. Tina Knowles will punch you.

5. Lindsay's 21st Is Gonna Be So Off The Hook That Her Friggin' LAWYER Is Bragging About It. - Seriously, I love this title so much, I almost overlooked the reference to the "champagne enemas" J. theorizes will be on hand at the party.

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