For those of you who may have noticed, J. Harvey did not do any writing for today. That is because he was fired…for being AWESOME!!! Just kidding! I know, that was absolutely terrible. J. is simply on vacation all this week, enjoying a cruise with one Rosie O’Donnell, because, apparently, he’s a lesbian with children. Just kidding, again! Being a lesbian with children is not a requirement to go on those cruises, hence, we all just learned something new. In any case, while Mr. J. is enjoying some rousting rounds of shuffleboard and build-your-own margaritas, the rest of us will be toiling here at ASL, hoping to bring you the gossip despite the fact that it feels like my left arm is missing. OMG, I’m so dramatic…

In any case, J. will be sure to report back with stories of cruisey craziness and I absolutely cannot wait. But until then, please enjoy the gossipy goodness that we have for you and know that very, very soon, Daddy J. will be home. He loves you all. Especially me.

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