Several online news sources (and use quotes around “news”) are reporting that the National Enquirer is about to break a story that Brit’s sixteen year old sister, Nickelodeon star Jamie Lynn Spears, is with child. I assume 19-year-old boyfriend Casey Aldridge would be the donor. Now this is just at the rumor stage, so don’t go getting all crab nasty on us if it doesn’t turn out to be true. But if we didn’t tell you and you heard it somewhere else, you might get heated. Damn, 16. And they don’t have homes for unwed mothers anymore. Why is she possibly following her sister’s path? Huh? Tell me! Next up, it’s Bugles and panty-dropping in public with a cigarette in her yap and a baby under each bingo winged arm.

(WENN)

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