I saw the DVD collection of "The Hills" at Tar-Jhay the other day, and all these vacant lots were staring out at me trying to look sexy and I wanted to kick over the stand. Plus, why is their DVD box longer and wider than the regular DVD boxes? Is EVERYTHING about these people irritating, right down to the packaging? I hope one of the DVD extras is Wahler getting pistol-whipped by the Seattle police. Anyway, head cheeseball Jason Wahler has done the unoriginal and checked into rehab prior to serving a sentence for a September 2006 assault conviction. And if you'll recall, this is the same pinhead who got uppity with the police in Seattle a couple of weeks ago. I know not being good at anything sucks, but do what I do and write for a blog.

"Jason's in rehab, and he's getting help," said the relative, who declined to give her name.

"He's doing well, and he's going to be a new man," she added. "There was a deal made [with prosecutors]."

Thanks, Auntie Chump. Since September 2006, this meathead has been arrested four times. Someone isn't taking his D-list status well. What if space gods come from parallel dimensions to judge humanity and they pick this douche? We're f*cked.

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