Tough Shrew From “King of Queens” Isn’t Trying to Snag J.Lo For Her Cult
Leah Remini is irritated that people think she's trying to capture her good friend Jennifer Lopez's mind for her interstellar volcano deity . Even if it was true, I don't see J. Lo as being into something that isn't focused entirely on her. Does the Xenu bible allow worshippers to demand white walls, and lilies and special flatbread sandwiches if they're going to deign to give interviews? Does L. Ron Hubbard give the ok to diva temperaments? Let's find out! Leah?
Two girls can't hang out together? What does that have to do with religion? I just don't understand it. I would never question, "Such-and-such is hanging out. Does anybody know her religious beliefs? Because that's why they're probably hanging out together." She's a fabulous girl. I'm fabulous to hang out with. But it's like, "What could these two have in common? She must be trying to convert her!"Well, your crazy cult needs followers and is always trying to land people. Take a second to look at yonder prisoner Katie Holmes. Poor girl went for a go-see with Cruise, disappeared for 16 days and was suddenly Stepford spaceship wife to a gay guy.
Leah goes on to deny that she was trying to cultize J. Lo by saying Scientology could help get her knocked up. Her corpse-looking husband getting on an IV and eating something would help more. How does he find the stamina to possibly impregnate when he's emaciated and deathly-looking?