I’m sorry, he would have to be. No matter how hot this bitch is to the straights, there’s no way your peepee can stay hard past all that self-involvement and whining and trying to be funny and just ruining people’s souls with her personality. She’s odious. Here’s Jessica Alba dressing up Cash Warren in her love. Look at her trying to dress him to her liking. Maybe that part is tolerable. Isn’t he like a meter maid or something? Or he was? Isn’t it like her to date a non-rich guy that she can easily manipulate. EVIL! Why doesn’t she just go with Dane Cook. At least that ups the chances of some crazy taking them both out during a red carpet shooting. Two irritating birds, one delicious stone.

(Flynet)

More photos of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are after the jump.

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