Jessica Alba recently broke off her two-and-a-half year relationship with boyfriend, Cash Warren, when she called him from overseas to tell him she was no longer in love with him. Alba was traveling during international promotions for “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” when she called Warren to break the news to him and a few hours later, had her assistant in Los Angeles instruct Warren to move his things out of the home they shared. From Usmagazine.com:

The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” the source says. “[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.” (Alba’s rep declined to comment.)

Well, I just hope he enjoyed the ride while it lasted. It seems like talking to her wouldn’t have been much fun, but she looks good in a bikini, so I guess there’s that. I can’t decide if being broken up with via text message of fax would be worse. Probably fax, now that I think about it, because then I’d be forced to use some valuable ink and paper.

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