Justin Timberlake and Glamazon Biel are doing the hotel motel Holiday Inn thing during his British tour dates. This is sweet. Justin is busy playing to massive crowds, and cutting tracks with Madonna and maybe buying more silken kerchiefs and vests at Harrod's. And Jessica is busy doing him and probably playing volleyball. Isn't she like the exact girl to play volleyball? Beach volleyball. Though that might be hard to find in Britain. But they're rich, maybe they can truck in some sand for her and set up a net in Hyde Park. Here's what The Sun had to say:

I can reveal The Illusionist star Jessica is the girl who Justin has been canoodling with in Manchester's Lowry Hotel.

He sneaked her into his plush room after gigging in the city on Saturday.

A fellow Lowry guest said: "There was lots of touching and kissing."

Looks like the best woman won. You know they were competing for his lanky ass despite the shopping trips together. It's over, though. Scarjo is right now singing badly as backup for the Jesus and Mary Chain and falling on her ass for TMZ to broadcast and Jessica is flipping her the virtual bird by which I mean has Justin Timberlake's penis inside of her.

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