Sometimes, we get pictures and information about them that reveals the celebrities to be doing really boring things like Jessica Biel going to the doctor with sort-of boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, and then pictures of her going to lunch without him. That’s where our real work comes in. See, unlike “real journalists” who can be lazy and only report the “facts,” this is where our job begins–namely, making things up about these people. For example, I have to come up with the ridiculous scenario that Justin and Jessica have just come from salsa dancing lessons and Justin’s looking somber because he’s realizing that his new girl just isn’t the dancer he’d hoped she’d be. For any other man, it might suffice that she’s Jessica Biel, but JT knows that he has specific needs in a woman–if she can’t dance, how are they going to be able to pop and lock together in their old age? See how I did that? Something out of nothing, I tell ya, a gossip blogger’s work is never done.

(Flynet)

Photos of Jessica Biel going to lunch are after the jump.

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