The smile on her face tells one story, but her legs tell a much different story. First of all, Jessica could have opted to wear pants to avoid this whole debacle–and by debacle, I’m referring to this blog post, of course–which, quite frankly, it looks to me like she should be wearing, mysterious bruises or not. Barring the fact that she looks so ridiculous in such a short blouse, it almost as if she’s decided to showcase her strange bruises that are either the result of being beaten for refusing to wipe that ridiculous and inexplicable smile off her face, or if it’s simply the result of some uneven tanning. With goofy Jessica Simpson, anything is possible. It could be as simple as pantsless Friday, which is enough to put a smile on anyone’s face.

(Splash)

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