Jessica Simpson Probably Doesn’t Realize She’s Repeating Herself
Oh lord. This girl seems to be in a K-hole of floppy man-boy crooners and can’t quite seem to break the cycle. Cause she has now moved on from John Mayer, back to the future, and how I wish that meant that she were breaking 80 in her special DeLorean with a flux capacitor. Alas, what I mean is that she’s back to possibly mooning over Maroon 5’s Adam Levine, with whom she experienced a brief fling shortly after her break-up from her husband, Nick Lachey.
This past Saturday night, good old TMZ caught up with Jess at the Los Angeles club, the Troubadour, where Adam was performing with Maroon 5. Now, it’s possible that she might just be there to enjoy the music and it’s probably all water under the bridge, but given her tendency to get caught up with these flaky “Your Body is a Wonderland” types, she’d do best to just stay away. In any case, it sounds like Adam spent some quality time with a mystery blonde later that night, so hopefully, she at least avoided this mistake this one time. Although, honestly, if she did happen to hook up with Adam, not realizing she has already done so in the past, I don’t think I would blame her, since that all members of that genre of boy all pretty much look the same to me as well.