Toast. Beige. Plain. Formica. Balsa wood. Stop. Stop whatever you’re doing here. Re-making “Police Academy” or “Private Benjamin” or “Sorority Girls In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama”. Go take some classes. Discover your worth as a woman. Look deep inside. Stop allowing your father to flirt with you. Find the Amazon within. Go look at some art. Stop dating greasy homosexual musicans. Take a walk in the woods. Keep a journal but don’t use hearts for “i’s”. Don’t speak for a very, very long time.

(Flynet)

More photos of Jessica Simpson on the set of “Major Movie Star” are after the jump.

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