Jiblets: Bobby Brown Isn’t Done Ruining Whitney Houston’s Life
• Bobby wants Whitney to start subsidizing his crack habit.
• Embittered Time readers wonder whose leg Brian Williams had to hump in order to make the "Time 100" list.
• Eric Mabius IS...Ugly Betty.
• Jessica Simpson is nothing if not "Pure."
• Martha Stewart rips Lindsay a new one. Or at least, looks at her sternly and says things that are disapproving in a banal kind of way!
• Eve loves gay people. But not enough to sleep with them.