Jiblets: English Royalty Denied Privilege Of Fighting In Unwinnable War
• Shockingly, Prince Harry (currently second-in-line to the British royal throne) will not be deployed to Iraq as per his request.
• Phil Spector hates women. Perhaps that's why he (allegedly!) killed one?
• Turns out Miss Jay (of America's Next Top Model/Jossip "fame") is even crazier than he/she looks!
• Times' Op-Ed columnist Nicholas Kristof denies plagiarizing from a lesser-known, lesser-educated author.
• Hey, remember back in 1926 when health experts encouraged women to douche with Lysol? Yeah, neither do we.
• "Diaries reveal [Anna Nicole] Smith's sex life, sadness." Because so far we haven't heard a thing!