Jiblets
• On CNN: “Co-Ed Strips for her honors thesis, gets a B.” Sounds like someone’s an A-cup!
• A 25 year old prince spends $10 million for one night with Michael Jackson; no one ponies up to buy the movie rights.
• Congratulations, Dick Cheney is officially a grandfather! Now, let’s never speak of his lesbian daughter again.
• Kirsten Dunst pays a visit to her local speech therapist. Or general practitioner. Or doctor at the center for eating disorders. You decide.
• ABC offers more proof that its Geico cavemen series is slated for extinction.