Jiblets
• Turns out Sarah Silverman’s new VMA billboard is almost as annoying as Sarah Silverman.
• Chuck Schumer may have contracted lyme disease. Which is ironic, since he helped champion a bill to allot millions to lyme disease research! Unfortunately for Schumer, that bill was later rejected.
• Leno celebrates his 15th anniversary by reminding us all the he and Letterman actually get along great. As long as they’re not speaking or in the same room together.
• Nicole Richie copies Paris’ hairstyle, oversized sunglasses, and—judging by the horizontal, black-and-white striped shirt—Paris’ prison record.
• Beyonce still doesn’t think you’re ready for this jelly.sti