Here’s my beloved Jodie Foster at the premier of her new lesbian vigilante flick “The Brave One”. Jodie Foster with a gun is one of my favorite things in the world. Though she doesn’t need a gun to put you down, she’s smart and resourceful and can commune with serial killers. Yes, I’m confusing her with her movie roles but in a positive way! I can’t say anything positive about her hair at this affair, so I’m going to write the next sentence and forget it. Anyway, Jodie had some words for Dina Lohan sometime ago. She was quoted as asking where Lindsay Lohan’s “mother was”? And then went on some more about how Hollywood bleeds young actresses dry. Maybe so, but my Jodie needs to read this blog more because Lohan had a hand in her own undoing. Anyway, whorish spotlight-craving mother Dina Lohan has responded to Jodie’s statement.

She fumes, “It really saddens me that a mom would comment on another mom without ever meeting me! Ironically Lindsay’s talent was compared to Jodie Foster’s as a little girl! I don’t know what Jodie dealt with as a young Hollywood actress but I do know if it weren’t for her mother she would not be a successful actress today! I’m sure her mother made many sacrifices for her to be successful.”

“All we want as parents is to cultivate our children’s dreams, whatever field they choose. She has no idea who we are and what we have dealt with! If she has a question to ask me, don’t ridicule me publicly! She should know how the press twists the truth! Don’t judge without facts!”

Jodie should just blow her away like she does the thugs in her new movie. Speaking of facts, seeing as you’ve attempted to televise every moment of your and your children’s lives - we have them! Dumb bitch! You’re the stage mother from hell, your daughter’s a drug-addicted, spoiled, carjacking floozie and your other daughter’s Christmas album sucked. Case closed! Shoot her, Jodie!

(WENN)

More photos (Jodie Foster, Richard Belzer, Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Barbara Hershey, Zoe Kravitz, Robert Downey Jr, and Evan Ross) from the premiere of “The Brave” after the jump.

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