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And that last shred of hope I was holding out for my undying affection for him to become mutual has just snapped. Seriously, though, this man can do no wrong in my eyes, and even though he's planning to marry a woman that isn't me, I ain't mad at him because it's his long-time love and baby-mama, Vanessa Paradis. And also because the reasoning behind their decision to wed in the French village where they live with their children is pretty damn touching.

The source, who lives in the village, said: 'Johnny and Vanessa have one of the strongest relationships in Hollywood but after their daughter was taken ill the family became an even closer-knit unit.

'They have talked about marriage on and off for a long time but the recent emotional roller-coaster they have had to endure seems to have spurred them into action.'

Sigh, even though there was a time in my life when I legally changed my name from "Lisa" to "Winona" to "Wino" just so I could pretend that it was me he loved, I still wish the couple well.

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