Here’s Katie Price aka Jordan at some
book launch mess. As gay as I was as a child, I never wanted to be this when I grew up. Cinderella wasn’t meant to be impregnated. Any of those men could be the father. Allegedly, she’s expecting a girl. So prepare for a whole new generation of British silicone and sluttery.

More photos of Katie Price aka Jordan at the book launch of her new novel “Crystal” after the jump.

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