• Stars, unemployed rich people and social-climbers showed up in droves for Anna Wintour's Costume Institute Gala.

• Meanwhile, while Wintour's guests couldn't stop talking about the death of Isabella Blow, Gatecrasher reminds us that Victoria Beckham pronounced Blow's failed 2005 suicide attempt as "genius."

• Natalie Portman's hairdresser accidentally gives her the "Trump" cut.

• Paris Hilton hopes Governator will pardon her, save her from becoming "some chick's bitch" in the slammer.

• Meanwhile, not everyone wants Paris to avoid serving time. A group called Citizens for a Better America started an online petition drive, and recorded a song called "Go Away Paris."

• Des'ree wins "Worst Lyrics Ever" for the lines, "I don't want to see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast." Unfazed, Beyonce is already working on her next Des'ree plagiarism remake.

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