• Anne Heche's future ex-hubby describes her as "delusional." Shocking! Until we remembered Anne's autobiography (entitled Call Me Crazy) in which she admitted to having an alter-ego named "Celestia," who was the half-sibling of Jesus. Yeah...

• At the Maxim Hot 100 party, Ice T and his stripper wife discover they're officially less important than Hilary and Hayley Duff. Ouch.

• Michael Moore almost (but not quite!) convinces us that he's a good samaritan.

• Rosie O'Donnell attempts to win over Bob Barker (and steal his hosting gig) by challenging him to a one-on-one Plinko game. Kinky!

• Rapper Nas demands KFC, Snapple, blackberries and three BMW X5 4x4's at every show. Which we totally get. Except for the blackberries.

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