Jossip Juxtaposition: Surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan’s Grope-Happy Boyfriend May Be Playing The Field
• Lindsay Lohan's pal has been slutting around with her sort-of boyfriend!
• Turns out, Cameron Diaz did not enjoy her very public breakup with Justin Timberlake.
• Hardworking single mom Pamela Anderson takes a break from parenting to bump and grind with a tattooed K-Fed lookalike.
• Meanwhile, former NBA legend Michael Jordan's "game" has severely deteriorated; the baller was recently spotted throwing himself at uninterested women and introducing himself as "Leroy."
• Barbara Bush pisses off her twin sister by earning the nickname "presidential pixie" and fitting into "tight jeans and a sexy top."
• Anna Nicole Smith's outdated, legally unrecognized will had her leaving custody of her now-deceased son to Howard K. Stern. Which totally explains why Stern should become executor of her estate, inherit her massive fortune and gain custody of Larry Birkhead's daughter, Dannielynn.