Not a great angle. Who doesn’t have that moment when they see a photo of themselves sometimes and it’s like “did I just get out of the home? Should I be living in a bell tower? My face does that?” Why does Jude seem to be losing the Dickie Greenleaf that we all lusted over? He’s probably worn out from all the fornicating. Jude Law’s a very sexual being, but it looks like he’s been tangling with some witches who are sapping the hotness out fo him. Maybe this will actually help him in playing the greatest acting challenge of all time - Hamlet! Seriously, Hamlet is make it or break it. You can Laurence Olivier that shit, or you can sink like Ethan Hawke. Who I think filmed his version at a Blockbuster. Classy. Can I give you some DVDs to return?

The 34-year-old star will appear in a new production for London’s Donmar Warehouse, directed by Kenneth Branagh.

Law, who worked with the British director in the film Sleuth earlier this year when he played an adulterous hairdresser, has said in the past that he longed to play the Prince of Denmark.

I’m glad Kenneth Branagh’s still working. He was hot shit back in the 90’s. Then he cheated on Emma Thompson and it appeared as if Hollywood boycotted his ass. Good luck, Jude. Your play is way too long, so unless this staging involves you and several other men naked and some production numbers, I’ll just send some flowers and hope you break a leg.

(WENN)

More photos of Jude Law in New York City after the jump.

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