And he’s a good-looking famous actor. Who wouldn’t? We’re men! I flew to Dallas from Boston once for a sure thing. Yee-haw! If Joey Fatone contacted me from the outer reaches of the Crab Nebula with an offer of sexy time, my troll ass would be holding NASA officials at gunpoint to make sure I got myself on the next rocket out. Joey Fatone in a space suit. *sigh* Oh, right. Jude Law flew to Germany to see his new chick, who’s a German underwear model. Upgrade! Not a nanny! Remember when all Jude did was act well in films? Where’s that guy been? Is it because he had 3,000 films out at the same time at one point and we all tired of him? He’ll always be Dickie Greenleaf to me. *sigh* Dickie Greenleaf and Joey Fatone in spacesuits.

The 34-year-old actor strolled through a park with with German underwear model Susan Hoecke by his side.

“Jude and Susan seemed really happy and were pretty tactile with one another,” said an onlooker.

“Over dinner, initially they both appeared pretty nervous and fidgety but, after tucking into a second bottle of wine, they really loosened up, giggling, at times, loudly and uproariously.

Get it! And I bet it got sweaty! Though, I’m thinking Jude is probably pretty missionary position. He looks small and compact and maybe a little too lazy to be slamming her head off the headboard and causing her to claw him out of fiery passion. Actors are selfish.

(Flynet)

More photos of Jude Law and Susan Hoecke are after the jump.

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