Justin Timberlake is planning on opening a restaurant in NYC called Southern Hospitality. Why don’t you get original and open a sex shop or something? Or maybe an independent movie theatre? A convenience store? Those places makes money. Or at least that sonuvabitch out front with the cup does. He’s gotten all my damn change lately. And you know he has a nicer apartment than I do.

‘Southern Hospitality’ is a new restaurant which will offer Memphis-style cuisine. The restaurant which will open next Wednesday, is located on Second Avenue near 76th Street.

Ok, I’m officially putting it out there that I want an invite to the opening. My coverage is needed. Fried chicken is my deal. I *heart* fried chicken. Do you know how hard it was to avoid KFC after the giant rat story? Goddamn, I’ve probably been EATING fried rats for years and I still salivate when I drive past a bitch with a bucket.

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