What kind of wussy paparazzi beating is that supposed to be? Take off that faggy scarf and get down in it, LoveSounds! Here’s some footage of Justin Timberlake rolling up and sort of gayly trying to smack a photog. Except I’ve seen first grade school girls hand out harsher beatings. He just sort of paws at the guy. And if it had a sound it would be “ehhhhhhhhh, get away from meeeeeeeeeee, ehhhhhhhhhh”. Maybe he’s tired. What he needs to do is go on YouTube and cue up that footage of Bjork WAILING THE SHIT out of that reporter outside the airport several years ago. Now THAT’S how you school the press. Take notes, FutureSex.

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