“But I must sing! That’s totally my thing. Doe a deer, a female deer! Ray a drop of golden SUUUUUN!” That’s me imagining that somehow, Justin Timberlake was actually told by his doctor at the VMAs that he needed to give his pipes a break. That is what happened, but I’m pretty sure he wasn’t on the red carpet to hear the news. JT’s doctor has instructed the pop star to rest his vocal chords, which unfortunately for his fans, means that he’s going to have to miss shows that were scheduled for Monday and Wednesday, in Sacramento and San Jose in California. However, the shows have been rescheduled for later in the month. I have to say that I watched his concert on HBO and it was pretty impressive and apparent that he busts his ass night after night to put on a live show and in this age of lip-synching and whatnot, it’s kind of like proof that he’s actually singing to hear that his throat needs rest. For example, how hilarious would it be if JLO (God love her) tried to pull the old, “My vocal chords need some time off,” during a tour? We’d laugh good-naturedly and look at her and simply say, “Honey, we’re not fooled by the rocks that you got. You’re a snazzy dresser and a fun dancer, but singing live isn’t really your thing.”

(Flynet)

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